JESUS MERCH SALES UP 230% SINCE REBRANDING.
Tonight on OTI Prime: a miracle… of marketing.
National Jesus merchandise sales have surged 230% in the month since the official Rebranding Initiative launched — a patriotic refresh aimed at reconnecting the American faithful with a Savior who looks like He could bench-press the Cross itself.
Analysts attribute the spike to a bold new visual identity presenting Jesus as both Redeemer and Role Model — a figure of divine resilience, classical masculinity, and unmistakable American values.
Ministry officials say this surge proves what we’ve long known: Faith performs best when it aligns with the national brand.
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