Emergency Sanctions on TAFAJ; Nation Braces for 71 More
TAFAJ elevated to Highest Alert as 71 wild foreign corrections follow; officials deny any link to evidence trucks.
White House Denies Everything as Evidence Trucks Roll In
Officials furious that anyone noticed the three-truck cache of incriminating materials.
Bad Friend Files Trigger Historic Enemy Probe
Leaked photos spark panic as First Citizen revives decades-old feud with Mesquite reporter.
First Citizen Stops by Chicago; City Now Fixed
Dozens of miracle corrections delivered overnight via One True Social.
The Widow of the Word
Faithlynn Reece inherits the pulpit, the platform, and the payroll of her late husband’s empire.
Grundy has bold words for unpatriotic clouds
Ministry urges calm; delayed flights framed as patriotic patience.
Hungry Little Heroes: Stuffed on National Spirit
Grundy replaces MOOCH with patriotic hunger discipline.
Grundy bans living fuck out of book
The Ministry confirms the ban aligns with “nationwide emotional safety priorities.”
The Hammer of Grundy Falls Again
Christian death metal band labeled 'violent extremists' rock White House
Keel slams complaints about for-profit bigotry industry
Ministry declares drama "appropriately televised.”
The Color of Compliance?
'Even performative voting displays can go wrong,' says Ministry.
Citizens Urged to Avoid “Provocative Fruit Displays”
Ministry declares containment; guidance on produce placement.
Heroic Angels Mission Turns Back Terror Threat
Patriotic relocation efforts on track after daring deeds.
There Is No Car Theft Problem, Says Ministry
Official reassurance and public guidance on observing nothing responsibly.
Redemption Through Combat: The Homeless Correction Act
Choose relocation to Freedom Fields or earn a roof in the Arena of Opportunity.
Parents Reclaim Classrooms in National “Home Re-Education” Revival
Ministry says the best teachers are the ones it can monitor personally.
Operation Righteous Tide: Correction at Sea
Grundy’s navy delivers correction to the unlicensed waters.
Irregular Primate Activity Reported Downtown
Officials deny link to redistribution incident; citizens report street sweeper parade.